I haven't done Shit Today

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

Valid question.

tshirt that says "i do not consent to being filmed" on the front and "i am in witness protection and if you film me and post it online you could be directly responsible for my death" on the back

when someone post a picture of me and my shirt online i then deploy my 87 alt accounts posing as various members of the mob to send the uploader messages demanding to know the whereabouts of the person in the image and making it implicitly clear that i plan to harm them

I'm so proud of you, chicken

Netflix has a lot of nerve crying and screaming and throwing up and having a tantrum about how password sharing is killing their business and making them hemorrhage money and how they're just struggling to stay afloat, then turning around and spending 72 billion dollars trying to become a monopoly by buying fucking Warner Bros

Today is World AIDS Day

Signal boost. A family in Gaza needs visibility and support. Please keep this circulating. ❤️

Hot take: we should also not be torturing incarcerated people with disgusting-on-purpose food, because they are human beings.

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

Hot take: we should also not be torturing incarcerated people with disgusting-on-purpose food, because they are human beings.