Official Empress of Trash

being a hater is so fun until you see someone who is a hater 80% of the time and then you're like christ i hope i dont sound like that person and you stay on your best behaviour for 3 days

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

anon. where is the frog, anon. we need the frog anon.

@elizabethrobertajones

When I was younger I thought the black market was a physical place in the middle of a desert canyon somewhere, and the reason it was called that was because all the stalls used black fabric. I thought that human bones and brains in jars were sold there. I thought you could buy smuggled artifacts and stolen artwork from painters long dead. I thought that you could buy elephant ivory and endangered bird eggs. I thought that you could buy rhinoceros meat and wild chinchilla coats. I thought you could buy pirated copies of movies and hard drives full of government secrets. I kind of wanted to go, but I knew it was a terrible thing to ask. I wouldn’t have bought anything, I would have just liked to look.

When I was 10 I really wanted a baby tiger bc I was a stupid kid and I straight up typed blackmaket.com into Internet explorer.

We need to figure out how to communicate "thank you, that was very cool" to whales. And also "please do not do that, that was scary", but that's secondary. Imagine what kind of shit humans would get up to if any time you're out and doing things, there's an above zero chance that you hear a handful of beetles making a tiny sound of waow. nice. and a round of teeny tiny applause.

game design accelerationism. cramming as many dark patterns as you can into one game. gacha game where you have to pay weekly fees to keep the characters you've unlocked. they guilt you more and more the closer you get to the payment deadline. "did I mean nothing to you? after all the gems you spent to find me. I'll return to the nothingness if you don't pay the $24.99 you know. it's so dark and cold there. you really are a bad person…" the other characters start judging you too. you open the game and interrupt a cutscene between 2 characters talking behind your back. "I can't believe he's doing that to Princess Tits"

Wholesome

i know i just reblogged this a few hours ago but i keep thinking about this man and his powerful emanations. i think this might actually be the physical manifestation of the soul of new york city. if he dies the city itself becomes pillars of dust

yearn to one day have the power of the pigeon man