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adam and eve and.. me. i was there too but no one ever talks about it because the world is addicted to silencing gay voices

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halondrus

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

nondelphic

normalise giving minor background characters insane, world-changing side quests that no one in the main story ever notices.

i’m 5”1 and several times I have beeb called pocket sized & polly pocket esq. Thus!! if i were a drag king my stage name would be Paul e Pocket possibly Paul e Pocket-pussy, its in the works

#transvetite #i would pretty much slay

coffincoitus

this notion that if you're an adult still on tumblr it's bc something is wrong doesn't sit right with me... unfortunately I can't refute it bc there is something wrong with me

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catasters

thoodleoo

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

moonlitlillypop

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

moonlitlillypop

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

mando-lore

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

miceprincess

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

memesandmylife

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

femur-theif

All of these are so accurate it hurts

glass-trash-bab

@nicadenic

lesbian-velma-rights

Also Hermes, God of messengers

confusedwitch-deactivated202412

And Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos

gothcostco

elodieunderglass

Oh, "yeast is slow, it costs a lot to fill up" is such a lovely series of word to discover anywhere

tag yourself

Human?

“That sounds like a good idea…….”-“Is there something bothering you with the idea?”-“No, the idea is GOOD…..🙂”

biteswhenprovoked

Can someone explain this to me?

cop-disliker69

Old people use quotation marks to indicate emphasis, as a substitute for italics (which many of them could not produce on the old typewriters they learned to write on), whereas young people use them to indicate sarcasm or falseness. They’re used as “scare quotes”.

And old people use ellipses simply to indicate a pause, or for some other incomprehensible reason I’m not aware of. But young people use ellipses to indicate passive-aggression.

So an old person could type something like:

how are things going with your “boyfriend”….

and what they mean is

How are things going with your boyfriend? [Im so excited for you, sweetie, and I wanna hear about it]

But a young person would interpret that sentence as

How are things going with your so-called boyfriend…. [I say, while seething with contempt for him and possibly for you too]

kaispeakshermind

The linguistic difference across generations is beautifully explained here thank you

atomic-clowns

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niuniente

Traditional European Christmas time monsters, photographer across the Europe by Charles Fréger.

thedancingemu

Her name is Baby she weighs fifty pounds and she wants uppies so she can sit in your lap

prostheticmeat

susciety

its almost christmas 😳

enjoy

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