Nipslip The Dolphin

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

what about 1982 1983 1984 1985 & 1986 Hmmm

since 1987. 

this wasn’t supposed to get notes

this is a giraffe

recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote

That’s an orange

Please dont be disrespectful thats a weed smoker’s lungs after he died from weed smoking  

We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”