Ghost! Ghostfacers!

The Mighty Nein are so funny because Matt’s just there like, “Lorenzo was supposed to get away. You were not supposed to keep the Happy Fun Ball. You were NOT meat to go to Xhorhas. Trent was supposed to escape—” Mighty Nein just steamrolling their way through their own campaign. They do what they want. The DM’s long-term plans have no authority over this party

I play too much d&d. I couldn't decipher this headline because I couldn't get past "this giant cast iron skillet" as meaning a spell called Iron Skillet and a giant is casting it.

what do red pandas even do

it’s one of the most insidious forms of transphobia

Being internet-shitpost-aware means that you know damn well that this post is a dread summoning spell

Amazing how they still manage to be perfectly smooth while covered in literal teeth

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

Congrats on the gender. Get well soon with the executive dysfunction

Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands

Ring's on the wrong finger. Sic em, Jason.