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if my son is stealing pies off windowsills its because i taught him to do that bitch 

"I'm funny because of my trauma" "I'm funny because my parents were divorced" well I'm funny because of my amulet

tumblr is like a water hole

Explain

Add how old you will be in 2024

mike’s hard past couple of months

take a second to imagine if this had happened in 2013. stop scrolling and please just sit with that for a moment, i urge you

tumblr would have been rendered uninhabitable to human life

moms be like i may need therapy but God help me middle child so will you. so will fucking you

republican bitches really be having babies with their military husbands at age 18, moving to the middle of fuck empty USA and being like "this... Is living ❤️"

republican bitches really be having babies with their military husbands at age 18, moving to the middle of fuck empty USA and being like "this... Is living ❤️"