aesthetic magpie

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN HANDLE CRITIQUE. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN EMBRACE BEING TOLD YOU WERE WRONG. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH UNPLEASANT TASKS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN DELIVER DISAPPOINTING NEWS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU KNOW HOW TO BE DISAGREED WITH. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE CORRECTED. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE TOLD YOU MESSED UP. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU ARE ABLE TO DO HARD THINGS.

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

"oh I've just been feeling low energy lately" says girl who is always low on energy

cant wait to go home so i can go be horizontal. all this vertical stuff sucks

Being out in nature isn't enough. I need to be engulfed by moss

they call me the avoider for reasons i don't really want to talk about

if magic was real I'd get really into wizardry long enough to learn like 3 spells then move on and 4 years later id be like oh yeah I remember how to summon flame. probably. and then id do all the hand motions out of order and explode

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

It’s all fun and games until you fall in love with that video game character