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athelind

It's a d

it's a dus

It's a dust bu

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Starting twin peaks

It's scaring my cat

NO

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

rosefinchie

how it all feels lately

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parkchanwoohoo

hitotesttimaeus

This also

8syntheticanimal8

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

girldraki

thej0ry

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

meshugenist

reblog it

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striving-artist

If you got hold of a Death Note what would you do with it?

I'd use it, en masse, don't care if people get the connection

I'd use it, but try to send a message

I'd think for a bit, then use it chaotically

I'd think for a bit, then use it to send a message

I'd get hung up on the ethics, not use it much

I'd never use it

I'd start writing immediately and I'd take the deal for the Shinigami eyes too

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you don't get a results button. You only get the ability to cause the death of anyone in the world so long as you have their name and write it in the book.

#It’s been a long time but #I’m fairly sure you get like. instantly damned #if you use it #and while I have no strong feelings regarding the afterlife #I’d prefer to keep my options open #plus blah blah blah morals and ethics #oh and #also I do not want those weird fucking things near me #I don’t want like. a floating guy who no one else can see hanging around me

lost-in-fumes

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

ryan-sometimes

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

ryan-sometimes

Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.

And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.

This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.

I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.

After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.

It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.

winnie-wine

#this is why I have beef with half the state of California #and one fucker in Washington #but! I also have someone I adore who I will never meet #bc her submissions to my business are so thorough and lovely

megamindsupremacy

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

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artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

liarsblade

Ugly Duckling sequel where the swan is like hey it's nobody's fault and I don't think anyone did anything wrong per se but nonetheless I did feel really alienated and depressed for most of my youth and those years do continue to affect me in the present day and their mom is like, so what you're saying is that you think I'm a failure and a bad duck.

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