Live And Let Live

desired you while the women flee

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

be crimes do gay

Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Tracking those paw prints all over the place...

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

Nintendo be livin in 2086 and 2002 at the same time i dont get it

what’s even funnier is that the Bluetooth thing was just a software update. they could have done that whenever; there’s no extra hardware the switch needs for it

tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball

Kissing girls is like heaven and worth going to hell for

*bottles up emotions* this coping shits easy

💖 quiet butches 💖 talkative butches 💖 shy butches 💖 flirty butches 💖 butches who take hours to get ready 💖 butches who take seconds 💖 tall butches 💖 short butches 💖 fat butches 💖 thin butches 💖 butches who r in between 💖