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guess we need to be circulating this psa again. This Is A Fucking Trap. Do Not Participate.

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

Only 12 days left.

i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

If you like fat boys hit that mfing reblog

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

Spiders jpg

Woah dude

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"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?

newborn baby that obviously doesn't understand language at all but makes a distinct smirk whenever it hears someone say fuck