Arf?

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

I just can't overstate enough how much I love plushies. we created little guys that are made of love and made to love and BE loved. what could be better than that?

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

… so we’d all pick shapeshifting right?

[ID: A tiger lounging so luxuriously in shallow, clear water, eyes closed contently /End ID]

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks