Dream This Dream With Me Again

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

wait! au au

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

its not love its some other shit we dont even know the ramifications of yet

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. it’s a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

I could jerk off to any Rothko dead sober

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

you don’t even want me dead in an interesting way

When the guitar solo is so good it shoots you in the head and fucks you through the hole