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He’s in the soup! 💕

“Well, that’s terrifying.” — translation: that shouldn’t even be possible, but if it is, dear sweet zombie jesus, what other things might be going wrong behind the scenes? These are the nightmare bugs that could require fundamental reworks.

I know this is about game bugs, but this somehow happened and it seemed relevant

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three 1983 Vietnamese stamps from a series on mushrooms

I’m watching a documentary on YouTube and the person who uploaded it didn’t edit out the commercials, but I’m glad they didn’t because I lost it at this one.

wow, just commin for my life right here

even the cities with the largest police budgets only have enough force multipliers for one big containment

well

New "none pizza" variant just dropped

3. A desire to waste an entire half cabbage

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

Husband: RIVETING!

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast

just some subwayhands that I thought were a vibe™ together