Welcome to my personal hell, I apologise in advanc

*between kisses to the top of my cat's tiny head* you are disgusting! You're despicable! You shouldn't exist! You're a monument to scientific hubris! You will be the downfall of humanity! I love you!

Four insults and four kisses given let's go gamers

This is getting out of hand

Tumblr Code.

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

I’m not sure whether I want the $100 or the baby goat; I guess I will leave it up to fate.

i dont care what i get. luck is luck mates

Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it

Happy Duck in a Top Hat Thursday. OP only has themselves to blame when this has 10,000+ posts and is posted every Thursday.

OH DONT YOU DARE

alway reblog kno knotes knuckles post

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

I’m scheduling this for every month