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I tried to recreate it it looked smth like this

Typing threats on his fatson phone 💅🏻

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Ilya loves to make fun of Scott's age, calling him an old man and a dinosaur. I've compiled a list of Russian words Ilya might use against Scott.

1. Динозавр - dinozavr (dinosaur). I think no explanation is needed here)

2. Старик - starik (old man). A very old person. This word usually refers to someone gray-haired, wrinkled, and with a cane.

3. Старикашка - starikashka (old man). It also denotes an old man, but has a more cheerful and dismissive connotation.

3.1. Дурацкий старикашка - duracki starikashka (stupid old man). This phrase also has a humorous and dismissive connotation. Ilya can say it both ironically and with displeasure. For example: "That duracki starikashka won the cup because I felt sorry for him."

4. Старый - staryi (old). It's an adjective, but it can also be used to describe a person. For example: "Staryi went crazy and decided he is a good hockey player."

5. Пердун - perdun (old fart). Very funny word) Literally means a person who farts frequently. It is believed that the older a person gets, the more frequent and smellier their farts become.) Figuratively, the word "perdun" refers to a grumpy, perpetually dissatisfied person. It can also be used to describe a young person, but it's most often used as a derogatory term for someone who is grumpy and old. Example: "I don't care that this perdun doesn't like me. The main thing is that you like me."

6. Рухлядь - rukhliad (old furniture). Denotes an old person who is literally falling apart. His knees hurt, his back hurts, he moves slowly, he reacts slowly. But, honestly, I don't think Ilya would call Scott that, since the word is pretty rude, even as a joke. But perhaps he will address his 50-year-old self this way. For example: "A rukhliad like me can't even stand confidently on skates."

7. Маразматик - marazmatik (senile). Literally means a person suffering from senile dementia. In Russia, this is often the name given to an old person who behaves strangely and has no illnesses. Just a crazy old man. But this word is also too rude and offensive. For example: "This marazmatik decided that he could beat us."

Proverbs and catchphrases about old age