Goblin Time Boys

Anyone have ANY of THESE SIX particular Official’s Logic Problems issues? They are from between 2000 and 2004. I don’t know which issues.

Edit: if you do, please email me at [email protected]. Thanks!

Edit 2: if you don’t have any of these, please reblog!

- Take Me To Church- Are you religious?

- Work Song- Is there anyone you’d sing a love song to, romantic or platonic?

- Someone New- Do you fall in love easily?

- Almost- Do you ever dance alone to music?

- Cherry Wine- Do you have a sweet tooth?

- Nina Cried Power- Do you participate in any activist movements?

- From Eden- Do you think theres “something tragic about this” life?

- Movement- Do you perform in any way?

- Angel Of Small Death and The Codeine Scene- Any addictions?

- Like Real People Do- Have you kissed people?

- Jackie and Wilson- Do you want kids?

- Shrike- What’s your favorite bird?

- Dinner and Diatribes- What’s your favorite food?

- Moment’s Silence- What do you find beautiful about the situation you’re in now?

- Would That I- Is there anything you wish you could change about the past?

- NFWMB- Is there anything you would protect with your life?

- To Be Alone- Do you prefer other people’s company or your own?

- Arsonist’s Lullabye- Do you ever feel lost?

- No Plan- Do you believe in a pre-determined purpose in life?

- Sedated- What time do you go to sleep?

- As it Was- Do you go to many parks and natural places?

- In A Week- How do you want to die?

- Be- Have you changed much as a person in the last year?

- In the Woods Somewhere- Have you ever had a supernatural experience?

- My Love Will Never Die- Are you dating anyone?

- It Will Come Back- Do you like to write?

- To Noise Making- Do you like to sing?

- Talk- What’s your best friend like?

- Nobody- Who in your life is important to you?

- Foreigner’s God- Do you ever talk to yourself or something above?

- Sunlight- Do you prefer sunny or rainy weather, or somewhere in between?

i could just BUILD a DOG HOUSE… CHAIN INCLUDED… and put it outside MY house?? 

the dogs in this game… are anthropomorphic and sapient PEOPLE… and you’re telling me i can just… do this?? is this implying that there also exist quadrupedal pet dogs in this world? i already find the idea that bugs and fish are on a different level from Other Animals (thus destroying any hope i have of having an adorable moth or nudibranch villager in the future) to be distressing in several ways, but this is just… 

little uncatchable birds and owls will fly around and land places, and there are many bird villager types (more than i can link) and owl npcs

it’s not just tadpoles you can catch, you can catch actual frogs too!

there are tortoise and turtle npcs and catchable turtle species

but the interesting thing is, new horizons actually kind of gives us an answer to what’s going on here!

in new horizons, we get a more expansive museum than we ever have before. it’s divided into 3 sections: one for bugs, one for fish, and one for fossils. the fossil section is designed in a way that highlights evolutionary lines. at the end, there are lines drawn from prehistoric species like the sabertooth tiger to villager species like the tiger and cat villagers! there are one of these for almost every villager type: here’s an article showing it!

this suggests that maybe villagers and their equivalent non-villager animals may not be the same animal at all, but in fact simply share a common ancestor! the same way that humans and monkeys irl share a common ancestor, in animal crossing a monkey villager might share one with a monkey like the ones we have irl.