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Yβall I donβt know what it is about these chapstick holder keychains but theyβre such a little sprinkle of joy. And as a bonus theyβre a reliable place to keep your chapstick or lip balm.
I just added some new designs to the collection, so I thought it might be nice to have them all here in one place for your perusal. And remember you can use code TUMBLR15 for 15% off most accessories, including keychains! Shop is here.
Shop is here. Love yβall!
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AU where the clones and the droids unionize and collectively go on strike and stand threateningly around important government buildings until they get their rightsΒ
palpatine, skulking in his office: Why arenβt they shooting each other!?!?!
B-1 Battle Droid: HALT! who goes there?
Cody: oh shit droids
Rex: oh no
Droid: Clones! I must report this intrusion to Count Dooku!
Cody: NO SHIT WAIT
Rex: weβreβ¦. uhhhh
Rex: weβre from the union
Droid: β¦
Droid: the union?
Rex: yeah, we represent the rights and interests of working soldiers throughout the galaxy.
Cody, catching on: so, buddy, are you happy with your current working conditions?
Droid: well, we, uh,,
Rex: does your employer treat you well?
Droid: *muttering* my software hasnβt been updated in two years
Rex, to Cody: *gasp* they donβt even get regular software updates
it just occurred to me that darth vader, master engineer, probably looked at the death star plans at some point and noticed the flaw, but didnβt bother to tell anyone about it because he despised everyone who was involved in the project
#krennic and tarkin: [die as a (indirect and direct, respectively) result of the death starβs flaw]Β #vader, who knew about that flaw and did nothing: unfortunate
βUnfortunateβ
Meanwhile Vader, expert ace pilot, acts well below rank to supposedly fight off the attackers. Attackers who, as far as anyone else knows, canβt hope to do shit to the Death Star.
Convenient.
Convenientβ¦
Lol there are some ppl on here all βoh he was feeling a little Light so he knew he had to destroy it to do the Right Thing!!!β like nah. I love my boy but heβs a bag of stinky garbagΓ© at this point and still totally evil.
He just despised the Death Star cuz everyone was all βnyeh heh this thing can do ur job for u u LOSERβ and he actively loathed every single person who was on board it. Of course he was petty enough to ignore its self-destruct button. Heβs just that bitch.
this seems entirely reasonable sidebar: apparently thrawn treason is, like, mostly Krennic and Tarkin hating each other and i have never read a thrawn book but i might just read that one
Vader is high-key insulted by the existence of the Death Star, the effort and expense thrown into making it, and the way everybodyβs praising it as the new ultimate power in the universe, and probably the worst part of the whole affair?
Β He has no one to bitch to about it.Β
Even the Emperorβs jumped on the superweapon hype train. Even the tolerably-competent officers like Tarkin are all #TeamDeathStar, and then thereβs smug assholes like Admiral Motti who just wonβt shut up about it, and honestly?
Vaderβs probably been on the email CC list for the design since the project started. YearsΒ of enduring shitty design and interdepartmental bickering and watching some smarmy asshole in an inferior cloak prance about bloviating about his special superweapon like somebody who has an anime body pillow of the superlaser housing.
And then thereβs this one scientist who keeps going on and on about this thermal exhaust problem.
Just. Huge amounts of emails on the subject, going on and on and onΒ about it.
Vader is totally the only person who actually reads these after the first, like, five of them. Everybody else just skims through them with a side ofΒ βSeriously, Galen? Another one? Force-dammit, Krennic, couldnβt you have left him on that mudball with his family?β But Vader is bored out of his skull with 90% of his job anyway, and itβs not like he has anything better to do. Besides, viciously judging other peopleβs design abilities is the closest thing to pass for fun when there arenβt any Rebels to slaughter or armies to curbstomp, and thereβs plenty of shit design for the judging.
He spots the flaw in the reactor the first time it appears in the plans.
Heβd have shit himself if it wasnβt for the suit.
He promptly makes a bet with himself on whether anybody is going to spot it.
Nobody does.
Theyβre a pack of idiots. Every last one of them.
Maybe he contemplates telling them for like two-thirds of a second. It would be fun to lord his actualΒ mechanical expertise over that little shit, Krennic.
But then he considers that he can only tell them once, and what if it were afterΒ the thing blew itself right the fuck up, what if that? He can still point out the flaw, and he can throw everyoneβs stupidity right in their stupid faces, but also thereβll be no more Death Star.
So when Galen Erso sends out Thermal Exhaust Problem Analysis Report #6,109 and buried in paragraph 37 is a suggestion of an extra exhaust port, and Krennic responds withΒ βSHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN THERMAL EXHAUST PORT, GALEN, I DONβT GIVE A SHIT!β and Erso goes,Β βSo you approve the solution?β and Krennic goesΒ βS***** F*** LKJDGJFKL!!!!LJF$%#$DJF! YES!β Vader saves the email exchange for posterity and is downright cheerful the rest of the week.
True, he acts in its defense, chasing down Rebels when the plans are stolen. Of course he does. Theyβre Rebels, and hunting them down is his job and one of the very few pleasures of his existence. But itβs not for the Death Star. In fact, if one of them were to escape with its plans, and hide them successfully, and keep their location secret through torture and worse, and if another of them were to fly a starfighter well enough to keep from being destroyed long enough to drop a torpedo through that vulnerable exhaust port and touch off that reactor instability and turn the whole massive, ridiculous, wasteful, absurd, and vaguely insulting contraption into so much spacedust β¦
β¦ well β¦
β¦ oops.
Vaderβs only regret about the whole affair is that Krennic predeceased it and is therefore unavailable for gloating to.
It doesnβt stop him from snagging a copy of the Rebelsβ footage of the Death Star blowing up and posting it anonymously to the holonet with the added captionΒ βPlay stupid games, win stupid prizes.β
sorry to put this post back in your notes op but this is probs my fave text chain iβve ever participated in and reblogging it whenever i see it always brightens my day xD
Itβd be hilarious if it goes absolutely viral and nobody knows itβs THE Lord Vader, just some random insider in the Empire. Just like I dunno, Matt or Rick or some other third guy but no.
Itβs Vader. The last guy you want to see. The guy whoβs basically a galactic boogeyman. He doesnβt have Krennic to mess with but heβs MORE than happy to watch it again and be all likeβ¦
βThey were all idiots. I wouldnβt put the exhaust port there, no way.β It was basically a βFuck you all specifically.β move.
Objects as spaceships, by Eric Geusz
My favorite is the fidget spinner space station. It almost feels like someone designed it first and then fidget spinners came out and now everyone laughs at it⦠instead of the other way around.
Itβs Eric! He was one of my best friends in highschool!
He also does series of space cats, and one of the ones floating upside down and looking at you is based on my cat Ginger :D
The kitty herself, Ginger!
Heβs a super cool dude and seeing his art on tumblr is nuts!
Check out his website, which includes an area to buy prints
You can see more of his work in general on Instagram
And buy T-Shirts too!Β
God yeah I will hype him every chance I get lol!
O love how the one based on the sriracha bottle is still very clearly that but now with FIRE
A Sunny Day On Kamino~
@clonebang 2024! very cool very nice
Fic written by @nightfall-1409, Beta'd by @cowbaehawyee, and the other artist is @marbled-polecat
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Togruta lekku/montral development ideas?? Based this off of kittens and how functionally the montrals not being on top of the head at the beginning would make labour easier
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unlikely season 2 predictions but hey thatβs what Iβm here for
This
This right here is what convinced me to reblog
This is the best thing ever!!
Excuse me I am deceased.
Always reblog
"I don't have a type"
First drawing was made in 2021, the second in 2022. This is exploring an au where Padme Amidala was togrutan instead of human.Β
Padmeβs face markings changed a little between versions as I wasnβt quite happy with the original. Her montrals and lekku are inspired by her funeral gown because the prevalence of sadness in Padmeβs life is a interesting concept to explore. (Left of second drawing) Iβm curious if a togrutan Padme would were a cooler tone sunset dress or would she keep the warm tones. I think her full queen face up would be fairly similar to how it looks in the movies ( hard to keep your identity as queen separate with such identifying markings without totally covering up) but I imagine she would have more relaxed versions of the queens look as she transitions into a senator. (Top right of second drawing) Padme living and taking care of her children means so much to me. I also explored the idea of half-togrutan Leia and Luke. Leiaβs marking are inspired by the rebellion symbol and her lekku are inspired by descriptions of Alderannβs mountains. Since sheβs in her celebration gown I also paired her with some tasteful akul teeth jewelry because Leia knows how to mark victories. Lukeβs lekku are much more toned down inspired by Tatooineβs sands with simple wrappings in line with Tatooine pratical fashion. He has twin markings with Leia but also has some elements of Padmeβs markings because I always thought Luke resembled Padme more than Anakin.
STAR WARS: THE BAD BATCH 3.11 "Point of No Return"
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within five years of Order 66, enough clones have fought through their inhibitor chips that they are able to successfully overthrow the Empire and start the work of establishing their own regime
thinking that they killed All The Jedi, they also proscribe a new state religion dedicated to the Force, with the Jedi as their martyred saints
this leads to Obi-Wan, who snuck onto Coruscant to figure out what has changed in the galaxy that has started to dispel the Sith's Darkness, immediately stumbling upon a giant statue of himself sprawled on a throne in true characteristic Kenobi style
your bodies seed the stars
Well, that was devastating
The only things I'm clinging to are:
The Seelos Trio in close proximity to one another
Wolffe working his way through the chip's influence
Howzer being spared for at least one more episode
Clone Commando Hilo
The fact Gregor cooks for the other clones and has a (assumed, given he's a commando and it looked like a pot of stew) famous tiingilar recipe
Iβve conducted a deep and thorough tiingilar verification investigation (turning up the brightness) and it appears to possibly actually be tiingilar?!
When ARC troopers feel threatened they raise their shoulder pauldrons like collared lizards.
So this REALLY stuck and I'm no artist but had to have this sooo....
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Posting 2 versions cuz I like both of them Prints are available here
rewatching tcw is so sad they keep killing the clones :(
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