Rant with me

I am sadly not a legitimate be gay do crimes thrillseeker. the idea of getting in trouble makes my tummy hurt. Sorry

the spirit is willing, but the flesh has anxiety.

Why do people keep insisting on pitting bad bitches against each other like this. They need to team up and take out that homewrecker Jolene.

Sweet, you added Caroline. And Here's to you for remembering Mrs Robinson as well.

Where's Roxanne?

Stuck at the red light

if there was a way to make your blog have a smell, so that everyone visiting your blog automatically smelled it, what would you make your blog smell like?

i hope when you see me writing stupid shit on here you think to yourself wow he must be hot no one would make a fool of themselves like this if they didnt believe they were sexy enough to get away with it

these are all *chef’s kiss* and I want to add one more: 4) left a comment a while ago, comes back and leaves another comment on the same fic, telling you that they’re coming back to reread the fic: angels. blessings. lifesavers.

OK but real quick here: how many times can I comment on the same fic before it gets creepy???

IT NEVER GETS CREEPY

NEVER

let me reiterate—NEVERRRRRR

ok but what if your the only commenter because I feel like I’m polluting their work with me nonsense. Normally I swear I’m a silent reader and try and not bother anyone but their are times my blood boils coz their works are so good and they aren’t getting enough love to satisfy me. But then I worry I’m pressuring them and back off completely

‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony