Machina Island

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

Sowwy for the cuss words but I don’t need bad luck right before I move 300 miles to a new place

Guys forgive the language, but I don’t want to have to do exercise to break a curse

Not even risking not doing this lol

nope nope nope nope sorry guys not even risking it

Yes madam zeroni

You can find the accessible version of this information on the Accessibility in Government blog.

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

JDNXHSBSBF

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

DO IT!

World Heritage Post

I’ve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash

HAHAH

Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected

I’m so glad it’s back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020

THIS POST HAS CROSSED MY DASH SO MANY TIMES AAAAAAAAA

I FOUND IT AGAIN

FUCKING LOVE THIS POST!! HAT TIME!!!

Precisely *how* old is this post??

Date of origin: 7:17 am, January 26th, 2014

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

potato don't let me down I need you tomorrow

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

that spy kids quote was in the second movie 

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

Sowwy for the cuss words but I don’t need bad luck right before I move 300 miles to a new place

Guys forgive the language, but I don’t want to have to do exercise to break a curse

Not even risking not doing this lol

nope nope nope nope sorry guys not even risking it

Yes madam zeroni

We should go back to wildly spreading “and everyone clapped” stories I just want to see what happens

And everyone clapped

I read your fortune. You have issues

What are you doing reading through my mail?

Invasive species versus a second, stronger invasive species

Australia did this at one point, intentionally releasing cats into the bush in an attempt to control the invasive rabbit population. Now we have invasive feral cats as well as invasive rabbits👌

A third, even stronger invasive species will surely do the trick

Tried doing that with the Cane Toads. Now they're eating everything including the cats probably.

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

Sowwy for the cuss words but I don’t need bad luck right before I move 300 miles to a new place

Guys forgive the language, but I don’t want to have to do exercise to break a curse

Not even risking not doing this lol

nope nope nope nope sorry guys not even risking it

Yes madam zeroni