but me you have forgotten

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

We need beargirls. I dont mean skinny cutesy teddy bear girls. We need fat bearwomen who catch salmon in their jowls and eat cigarettes like that polish bear from ww2. We need built beargirls that climb trees and terrorize picnics.

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

number...

forgot to tip the lobotomizer i feel like such a idiot

(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

can’t imagine a more thankless existence than being a ‘sunscreen 5x daily even if you’re inside, straws give u wrinkles, slugging, 4 gallons of water daily minimum, botox at 23’ skin care freak

i do wish people would relearn the ability to think things are dumb without making up reasons why they’re also evil actually. personal taste doesn’t always have to be a moral stance, the personal isn’t that political. i told my friend i didn’t care for selena gomez the other day and he asked me what she’d done. i don’t fucking know bro i just think her music is boring. im tired

Just passed a group of teenage girls walking downtown.... wearing cargo pants and platform crocs.... nature really is healing......

Lol wtf! OP was DEFINITELY on microplastics when they wrote this....