This deserved a transcription so here you go @redemptiionss:
Karen: [Loud exhasperated gasp] Where am I??
Vibe Leader, with pomp: You have been summoned to the House of ViiiiBES for your Vibe Check. State your name.
Vibe 2: And is it true, Karen, that you’ve been buying all the toilet paper at Costco for the past 3 weeks?
Vibe 4, frantic: It has no regard for anyone but ITSELF!!
Vibe 2: And selfish is not a vibe.
Karen: I am a vibe, thank you very much. You guys are just jealous ‘cause you’re immigrants!
Vibe 3: BLEJHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHH
Vibe 2: Apparently, it’s also racist!
Vibe 5: Racism is nev’r a vibe!
Vibe Leader: NEV’R A VIBE!
Karen: Look, I’m just trying to be prepared for the coronavirus.
Vibe 6: So are other people, darling.
Vibe 5: Plus, you bought all the hand sanitizer!
Vibe 4: What if someone gets coronavirus because of t h a t.
Karen, matter-of-factly: I’ll cure them with my essential oils.
Vibe 3: BBJGKDLSKERRRREHGHHHH
Vibe 6, hopelessly: It’s SO IGNORANT!
Karen: That’s it! I want to speak to your manager!
Vibe 2: There are no managers here, darling,
Vibe 7: -Are not brrringing them.
Karen: [perplexed and insulted] Agh!
Vibe Leader: Karen! You have brought hateration and holleration to this dancery and thus have f a i l e d the vibe check!
Vibe Leader, darkly: Put her with Kaitlen Bennet.
Karen: [Loud, helpless screeching from the depths of her soulless being]
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