Horny? ...me?

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Cinderella

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

goals as an actor: to have the resume of that damn green and gold desk lamp

So many people have reblogged this with such intense yearning in their tags and it makes my heart happy every time.

"kill them with kindness" wrong, chain lightning.

Error: We are addressing the new issue of your Kindness ability doing extreme amounts of Lethal damage to other players.

I want a Teen Titans series with this energy :D

happy Putting A Load of Laundry In Day to all who celebrate

once i woke up in the house in raven rock and all the mannequins near the bed had stepped forwards and i never did sleep in there again

I'm glad op clarified that this was about skyrim because I kinda thought the screenshotted post was just making a hypothesis about real life