TFP OP is a Cinnamon Roll

The disposable aluminum bodies they put on monsters trucks are kind of like lingerie if you think about it... Thin, decorative more than functional, meant to come off... We all know wrestling is theatre, but Monster Jam is burlesque.

Imagine if you went to an alien planet and the alien planet was inhabited by tiny people. & Their principle method of locomotion was biomechanical vehicles that well. Look pretty much like humans. Not exactly like humans but when you see one you're like yeah that's some kind of weird looking guy. But they aren't alive or conscious, they're just meat machines and the tiny people climb up onto their heads and puppet them around Ratatouille style. Ok so that's what I think it would be like to be a transformer.

That car looks like if Elaine from Seinfeld was a transformer

this is what happens when you ban normal porn

soundwave orders the assassination of a 13yr old (hope he doesnt mind)