A CLEVER LETTUCE

Sim: Isn’t the joke to –?

« Yes. No. Maybe. Elsewhere. Soon. » 

Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of The Wind

(wrong answers only)

« I am the Cthaeh. I am. I see. I know. »  

Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Mans Fear

And yeah, Kote started drama with Chronicler. But he did it for a reason, whereas kvothe just starts shit to be petty

1. since the boy with the golden screw didn’t know about Teccam, the story is potentially older than Teccam’s

2. the first person with a removable ass was a Jakis

3. if they’re still known as the Jakis family, it probably means that the assless-ness is still relevant but also not public knowledge. So Ambrose has no ass either. Extra motivation to threaten/bribe people who’ve seen him naked

I don’t know if anyone had that idea already, but I think all the books regarding the Chandrian and Amyr are hidden behind the doors of stone inside the library.

I’ve read some theories believing that Iax was locked away in there, but I haven’t seen this idea anywhere.

I had this idea because Kvothe searched far and wide for some clue about the Chandrian , but couldn’t find anything solid. The nature of the Chandrian is to destroy anything and anyone that knows about them.

Maybe they can’t open the door, because of some ancient magic or simply because the name of copper is somehow special (thus the four copper plates).

Now of course the mere presence of the books might endanger students and it would probably be saver for them to just destroy them or at least take them somewhere else.

But Lorren is really not the kind of person to damage a book and it wouldn’t make sense to destroy the knowledge. They might need it to defeat the Chandrian. Perhaps they keep the books in the university, because the books are best protected there. I suppose Elodin plays a role , too.

Does this make sense?

Your idea is very valid, if … not entirely new (I’m so sorry). Here, in the KKC-wiki somebody in the comments came up with the same idea.