as could ever be

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

btw dating sucks as a concept.

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

sometimes the tragedy of distance is very simple. i want to get groceries with you

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

I intend to pour resin over everything so nothing ever changes again

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

I broke Cleo’s freaking car

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