it's so nice to see you.

no i cant FUCKING come into work right now im being goth. idiot.

do NOT fucking dm me unless you look like this

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

What the fuck did you do to your tumblr

Reblog so she lives forever.

Stop reblogging this

baby girl i know wht alllll the settings on the oven actually do

You don't know what mine does

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you