Don't Be the Last One to Laugh

Fox Mulder but he talks like John Mulaney

so I tell Scully that I’m not going to jump onto the moving train – you know, like a liar,

AHHH PERÚ DID THAT!!!

dead

The most successful “one size fits all” product ever is the toilet.

Just guys bein dudes

just Allies bein pAllies

if staff can delete the accounts of supposed russian spies, then they can delete the accounts of every single person supporting pedophilia on this goddamn hellsite

And all the bloody porn bots

and the literal nazis

the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”

benjamin and jerrold’s

me pretending to be busy at werk

I can’t

This man really thought a gorgeous porn star would be pen pal-ing with his ass 😂

💀💀💀

This is still funny every time I see it.

THEIR FACES LMAO LIKE “This bitchhhhhh…”

“WHAT SEEMED LEGIT??!”