Reformed Pony

recipes will be like "prep time: 3 minutes" & the ingredience list is like "2 sweet potatoes peeled & diced" girlie they do not come like that

recipes will be like "cook potatoes until soft, about 5 minutes" babydoll are you on bath salts

The thing is, when museums and cultural institutions or researchers adopt memes in a "How do you do, fellow kids" way, that's adorable like my grandma when she's misusing emojis. However when some megacorp does it to sell me evil products or some influencer is trying to get me to buy nonsense skincare mud or cyberpunk looking face masks or weightloss pills, I think that's evil incarnate and their name goes into the Death Note (very mindful, very demure)

the hero we need

Huge fan of God's salvation plan being "here are the rules I created them we have to follow them there's no justice without them. However. Here is also a loophole I created which entirely fixes things."

Our lord and saviour the inventor of the Third Secret Option

Phineas & Ferb