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i wish i could go to sleep and never wake up ever ever ever but i'm not dead im just sleeping so no one is sad or anything silly like that

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

I had a dream that people started using the 🪷 emoji as a reaction and it was universally understood to mean “kill [] and you will be reincarnated as a lotus blossom.” Like someone would talk about going to the White House and people would spam 🪷🪷🪷 in the replies, and everyone just knew without having to be told that that meant “hey you should assassinate the president.”

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

The steam library really is the gamers refrigerator. I keep checking to see if there's anything I want to play. I have games. I have plenty of games. There's nothing i want to play

Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.

The fact that ive redesigned p much all these guys and havent updated them is a crime

Because death is the ultimate killfuck

dude this is the wildest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts. what the fuck are you trying to say here

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved