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do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”

this is like asking a medieval christian monk if he remembers the ten commandments like if not what have I been wasting my years learning

That's social media for you!

sometimes you'll see a bird for the first time and when you look it up you learn that its name is the Common Dirt Bitch and its range is Everywhere and there are 400 million of them in your state alone

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE##

They do it by using fucked up and evil magic and they hate god

purr-fect pitch… 

It’s not even just a C, it’s the C. The correct octave and everything! This cat is a musical master 😭

I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days

potion of cough up blood

people are so fucking stupid oh my god