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it's a rubbish day, so here is Ncuti Gatwa looking beautiful with his ballet arms in rehearsal for The Importance of Being Earnest
📷: Marc Brenner

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So here’s the thing. I know it looks like I’ve spent the whole morning fucking around talking about “Afterimage”. And indeed I have. But while I was doing this I was also reading a bunch of stuff online, and the doing of that, plus the mucking around here, means that my hind brain has finally managed to put together the 3 elements I need for a short story I have to write next week. So yay creative play and fucking around.
And as a reward for the frankly exhausting labour of this morning I’m going to eat a mint choc Cornetto.
One of things that bugs me about the "Why would you put real-world bigotry in your fantasy setting?? Is it because you just LOVE BIGOTRY???" discourse is the unquestioned assumption that people will only find it comforting to read about egalitarian utopias. And that is wildly out of step with my own experience.
Speaking personally: I am both a woman and not straight, and when I read fiction in settings where sexism and homophobia are deeply ingrained, I find it meaningful to see characters navigating those realities while finding a place for themselves. That goes for historical fiction certainly, but it also goes for medieval-esque fantasy settings that are informed by (if not always 100% true to) the real societal frameworks of those eras.
It can be lovely to read stories set in an egalitarian paradise sometimes, but personally I also find it deeply comforting to read stories where the world isn't perfect or even close, where the bigotry is very real, and yet people find a way to live the fullest lives possible within those constraints. Because that is exactly what people did throughout history, and that is what many people still have to do.
And as someone who grew up surrounded by extremely normalized homophobia, sometimes I don't want my fiction to create a place where that kind of bigotry doesn't exist. Sometimes I want it to be there so the story can explore it. I don't think certain people seem to understand that for some of us, this can be what feels comforting and makes us feel seen. Not "Wow, this character will never have to face the things I do" but "Look, this character is facing something very much like what I do, and what my ancestors did, and I love them all the more for it."
Guenther Theil and Christian Wolff in The Third Sex (aka Bewildered Youth, Anders als du und ich, & Different from You and Me), 1957 Director: Veit Harlan
that is the face of a man worried he will be next
Good news, he was not next! In fact, she accepted him as her mate, he learned the crane mating dance and now every year, he artificially inseminates her with crane semen to expand the very endangered crane population. True story.
Sorry, he WHAT? Imagine being this man's boss and having to sit him down like. Listen. Brian. We need you to fuck the bird. You have to act like you're excited about it.
crane husband.....
this is the diametric opposite of all those awful swan wife stories and i love it.
(WalWaPo makes you jump through like three separate hoops before you can read the article, so I will share some of the highlights:
Walnut was born in a species-recovery breeding program in the 1980′s. The program had crane chicks hand-raised by human volunteers, and at that time they did not fully understand the measures necessary make sure that the chicks do not imprint on humans and retain their identity as cranes.
As a result, her keepers believe, Walnut does not recognize other cranes as members of her own species.
It has not been proven that Walnut killed her previous suitors; however, there is a persistent rumor in the white-naped-crane-conservation community that she did.
Because this species is highly endangered, and the gene pool of the captive population is small, it’s pretty important for the survival of her species that Walnut A) mate, and B) not kill a bunch of other cranes.
The actual name of the keeper is Chris Crowe.
They both arrived at the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in 2004.
Walnut immediately began paying special attention to Chris--and ignoring the eligible male crane in a nearby enclosure.
Walnut initiated their courtship, performing the opening moves of a mating dance.
Chris realized that if he reciprocated the mating dance, it might be possible to artificially inseminate Walnut with her participation and consent. (The process normally involves restraining the bird.)
It worked!
Chris and Walnut have had five children, who were raised by other crane couples at the facility--sometimes the biological dad and his mate--both because it’s unclear whether Walnut would accept the chicks as her own, and because Chris is not equipped to be a Crane Dad.
However, the Institute provides her with artificial eggs to sit on, and Chris takes his turn looking after them. (This would not work with real eggs because he can’t sit on them properly, but Walnut seems to feel that he is on the job if he just stands over them.)
Chris accepts that he is pretty much married to this bird. White-naped cranes live to be about 60, and they mate for life, so he knows he can’t retire while Walnut is alive. (At the time of the article, Walnut was 36, and Chris 42.)
Legit cannot pick the funniest part of this
she has not been PROVEN to have killed her exes, but there is a PERSISTENT RUMOR (really officers she's simply DEVASTATED, she sobs, wearing a new feather boa unfortunately resembling her most recent deceased husband)
His name is Chris CROWE. (Mrs. Walnut Crane-Crowe?)
the mental images of a whole human man learning and performing the crane mating dance, and "sitting" on artificial eggs so she thinks he's performing his duties as a husband and father (and apparently OBJECTS if he does not?)
"chris, buddy, you gotta marry the possibly-murderous crane lady for the GOOD OF THE SPECIES." (alternately: "chris, my man! good news! we found you a very interested lady! She's 36, she's very spirited and independent, she holds a very important and rare status in her society! ...Is there a downside? WELL...")
chris sits any potential human partners down, like "my love, you must understand before we wed,,, i am already... Attached" (camera drifts wistfully to the above photo) "Lady Walnut and I have an,, Understanding... the relationship is open, but very committed"
just had to explain this post to my father bc he thought my stifled laughter was a signal of illness.
well done, everyone, good game. hit the showers.
Not only is he 'married' to walnut, this has apparently happened SEVERAL times, so he has MULTIPLE crane wives, none of which know about any of his other crane wives. This man is, for some unknown reason, irresistible to cranes
the “this content has been removed for violating Tumblr’s Community Guidelines” notice really adds a lot of flavor to this post and somehow makes it MORE obscene than whatever that actually was
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I regret being the bearer of bad news, but I thought it should be shared that Walnut passed away in January of this year (2024). There's a lot of mixed info about the lifespan of cranes (due to people misunderstanding what a median is...) but the average for most species I know of is 20-30 years (in the wild if nothing eats them/they don't die young), and 30-45 in captivity, with the oldest known white-naped crane having loved to be 46. Given that she was 42, this old gal did good, and I'm certain she will be missed by folks here.
Fly on forever Walnut Crane-Crowe

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IMAGINE ME & YOU (2005) dir. ol parker
you kidnap your son after putting a failed hit on him. it’s the first time you’ve seen him in years. he immediately says your outfit is ugly and calls you fat.
you are taken as a prisoner of war. you send a coded message to your son and beg him to come rescue you. you wait, deathly ill, telling everybody that you know he will come for you. he shows up, and you immediately call him stupid.
spill for me, Muse, the wine-dark tea on a problematic man
Trung Le Nguyen's epic Pride & Prejudice thread was so magnificent I had to gif it.
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Do you guys remember that extremely stupid fake news that in North Korea citizens can only get government pre-approved haircuts? Anyway on Cardassia this is true
can we get anne carson on hot ones
ANNE CARSON: The Hot Ones could be the name of a tragedy. Imagine that chorus. Chewing on spiced wings so their tears streamed down the masks and fell to the ground. If a tragic actor was crying from eating hot wings how would you know? The mask doesn't tell you. Only if he cried OTOTOTOI POPOI DA but that is his text. No dividing what is pain from what is pain. According to Aulus Gellius, the actor Polus used the urn that held his son's bones and ashes onstage. He was using grief to play grief. It does away with the problem of feigning. You can't feign spice either. Either your eyes water and you retch or you don't.
SEAN EVANS: So, are you gonna take a bite, or...?
how it genuinely feels
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from a doctor to the doctor, here’s my concepts for a fourteenth doctor as played by alexander siddig! i’m sure the chances of him being cast are slim, but i figured i put this out into the universe before we actually get an announcement
@simptasia !!
I love this!
My Doctor
Just a tottaly normal picyure if alexander siddig in the tardis

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To expand on an old idea of Siddig el Fadil as the Doctor imagine Colm Meaney as a Time Lord, but he has the same love/hate relationship with his Tardis as Miles does with the station.
Colm Meaney as the Master to Sid’s Doctor, please.
Shout out to the clover, the dandelion and the daisy. The triumvirate of springtime childish whimsy. WHO is doing it like them
This plant, we tell children, has a one in ten-thousand chance to have four leaves. You can search through a clover patch all day and never find one. But if you do, and you pluck it and keep it, it will bring you luck.
And this flower, we tell children, if you let it bud and bloom and age from sun-yellow flower to moon-white seed, you can then pluck it and blow its seeds away to make a wish.
And this flower, we tell children, can be woven into a hat