hey

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

I don't know why you guys are so afraid it's just a memory

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”