fable

the devil said it's lindsey graham's turn today to speak with mitch mcconnell for 20 minutes

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

love between vampires can be one thing, or it can be countless things. however you want me, i can be that for you. you said you want me to be present as your maker? i can be a maker for you. i want to be your maker. disregard the last 500 years in which i was repulsed by the idea. i don't have any complicated feelings about that at all. you said you want cool vampire powers even though you're a three year old fledgling? i can help you become a daywalker, a skill that apparently takes centuries to develop. you're an investigative journalist, don't you want a scandal on lestat? i can give you a scandal. i want to help you finish that job. lestat fucks his mom. isn't that good? aren't i useful? aren't i worth keeping around?

I love how....familiar the Loustat car scene is. The way you just need to unload all the fucked up humiliating shit you got going on that you been trying to hide from the world and there is exactly ONE person who will understand and not judge you and just accept what you're saying and the RELIEF you feel once it's out, even if you got a complicated fucking history that you haven't worked out yet and even if they're still fucking pissed at you cause you've been an asshole lately. That kind of intimacy is so fucking real. It's not sexy. It's not hot. It's not full of yearning. It's just....knowing someone fully and accepting them and being able to say anything. That is Loustat this season.