This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon
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This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

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This is a piece I like to call: If Duke Thomas looked at Dirk Strider, this might be kinda like what he'd see
I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????
polar opposite of this post
inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this
edit: you can now get this comic as a print!

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every year during Daylight Savings I am reminded that we made up time and that we made up time poorly
yknow, on any other website, this would be a cool achievement:
but like. my followers list looks like THIS and i do not have the spare TIME to fix it:
had to do this on my main with only like 1700 followers at the time and it literally took me like 2 hours. you're so doomed
IVE GOT OVER ONE HUNDRED HOURS AHEAD OF ME?
#why do y'all not block them as they come up#like when i got swaths of pornbots i just. blocked and reported them as they did so they WOULDNT take up my followers like this#n dont hit me with 'ah but theres too many!!!' theres too many because u let them sit there#(not directed at u op u can do whatever u want and technically anyone can do whatever they want forever but. i have#a pet peeve for people who complain about things when an easy and simple solution sits right in front of their faces)#text post
.... I know this isn't directed at me but I just wanna clarify something for everyone else who might not be able to visualize the sheer scale of time sink I'd be dealing with.
I posted that screenshot, from the top of my followers page, 23 hours ago. In that time, the amount of new followers, 98% of whom are bots, went up by 643
It's super easy to check, i just hunt down the last real person in the list, ctrl c & z into excel, and divide the total line count by three.
when I say it's a wildly unmanageable time sink to try to whackamole these things while juggling a job hunt, taking care of myself, AND managing a whole small business.... 😬😬😬
apologies @taffeta-von-aavamere I know this is probably your personal blog but I gotta use your follow as the current benchmarck of bot hell so I can see what the numbers are like tomorrow
how many times do we have to say "acting like an autistic character wouldnt know about sex is weird" until it actually sinks in and people stop saying autistic characters wouldnt know about sex
this post has breached enough containment its reached people talking about their asexual headcanons of the character i made it about in the tags
cumblr.
literally is there Something you want or

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Misalil,
What's the deal with the possessive apostrophe? I was taught at school that something belonging to something would have the possessive apostrophe (eg "it's arm" or "henry's hammer"), but now I'm being told that the use of "It's" is incorrect. Was I taught wrong or has something changed? All the best, Lancette
I mean first of all punctuation rules are fake so you can do whatever you want and as long as it doesn't hinder understanding it's fine
that said, if you were explicitly taught in school that "it's arm" can mean something other than "it is arm" then either you're misremembering or your teacher was trying some bold new experimental orthography conventions for their curriculum.
also worth pointing out, this was probably just you not phrasing it carefully but nouns that are marked with the -'s suffix are definitely not "something belonging to something"; it's the other way around. -'s marks something that something belongs to.
anyway yes, in normal orthographic conventions, you only write this with an apostrophe for nouns, and not for pronouns. most personal pronouns have possessive/genitive forms that don't follow this same morphological structure anyway, so it's more consistent with other pronouns to spell "its" without an apostrophe, even though it's less consistent with how it works for nouns.
oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch
I was watching Pokémon: Indigo League on Netflix and the Pokédex called Kakuna a “transitional Pokémon”
and then suddenly this happened
HAPPY TEN YEARS TRANS BUGS!!
I am not crazy! Azy! I know he swaaws those numbmuns. I knew it was 12121211121216. One after Marta Carta. As if I could ever t-ake such a shìt. Never. Never! Never! EverN! I just - I just couldn't proorp. He covered his a ss, he got that idiot at the coCk shop to LeL for him. You think this is sus? You think this is b-? This? This? This? This chicaneryreanery? This? He's done worse. That billllib! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fUck like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! *He* 🎻🎺🎻 it! Jiij! He *fUcated* through a *sus*! And I sHit! And I sHit! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm Ass! What was I *sHit ing*? He'll never change. He'll *never* swap those numbers! Ever since he was 9, Ever since he was 12, Ever since he was One after the Magna Carta, Ever since he was 999999, *always* the saas! Couldn't keep his hands out of the as-s drawer! "But not our Jiij! Couldn't be precious *Jiijiij*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawywal? What a sick jooj! I should've sHit when I had the chance!
I've been thinking about this post all day, so I had to make it with my poor sentence mixing skills
Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?
Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".
My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.
It's Completely Normal to know the date of the apocalypse of the internet.
Once again at the mercy of The Shareholders.

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people are so awful about respecting kids' boundaries when it comes to touching. if you take personal offense to a child not wanting to hug you, hold your hand, etc then you have a problem, and if you approach this situation by being forceful the child is only going to want to be further away from you.