Incorrect Dovesso Quotes

Lesso: Sophie, here. Now. Sophie: Ooo! Someone's in trouble! Sophie: Sophie: It’s me. I don’t know why I did that. Lesso: [Face palms]

Lesso: Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.

Lesso: [rolls over in bed and knees Clarissa in the ribs] Clarissa: Ow! you kneed me Lesso: [sleepily] yeah i do need you Clarissa: [voice cracking] okay

Clarissa: Want to know something weird? Lesso: First of all, it’s four in the morning. Lesso: Second of all, continue. Emma: shoves a pillow over her face

Emma, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha. Lesso: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

Emma: Clarissa's not awake yet. Lesso: Then you'll have to entertain me until she does. Okay, beauty teeacher, dance monkey dance.

Leonora, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often? Clarissa: Is this the part where I remind you we're married or do I play along? Leonora: Play along! Clarissa: All right. Sorry, I'm not interested. I'm married.

Clarissa: This is to the loser who dared to tell me being gay isn’t a choice. Clarissa: You’re right. Being gay isn’t a choice! Clarissa: It’s a COMPETITION and I’m WINNING. Clarissa, gesturing to a smug Lesso: Have you SEEN MY WIFE!?!?

Lesso: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions? Manley: Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our relationship is founded?

During yoga class Trainer: “Release all the sounds trapped in your mind.” Agatha: screams

Lesso: Quick, Clarissa give me your hairdryer Clarissa: My what? What are you talking about? Lesso: Don’t you carry one in your bag? Clarissa: Who does that!!? Lesso: Beauty Teacher, do you carry a hairdryer in your bag? Emma: Of course, I am not an animal

Clarissa: We locked our baby in the car! People are judging us! Lesso, holding a heavy object, screeching, running towards the car: I'M BREAKING THE WINDOW

Emma: Have you ever been handcuffed? Clarissa: Sexually or by law enforcement? Lesso: Winks

Lesso: Clarissa? Why are you on the floor? Clarissa, murmurs into the floor: i can’t see or hear my problems from here. Lesso: I… well, shit. make room for me.

Clarissa: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

Emma: Do you have a self-care routine? Clarissa: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

Clarissa, throws her head into Leonora's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Leonora, lovingly stroking her hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.