⚔️ mall ninja ⚔️

Don't preheat ovens unless you plan to Bake Don't even bake unless you plan to eat somethang

top goodreads review for *I Who Have Never Known Men* contains, among other oddities, a complaint about the lack of racial diversity among the women who were drugged imprisoned and tortured for years

wifey saw the playlist "angry at wife #bitchmix" and now shes got me breaking stones with the blunt end of my palms. im shrieking like a chimpanzee in pain but shes watching from her tower, that damned tower just to see me like this

we’ll see who’s laughing about outdated tumblr prose in 2029 when the average micro-influencer genre novel opens with like “first of;all i am not doing well And i might go away soon”

I Wonder A Lot About Being Six. Will I Miss Being Five?

One day youll even be seven! ...but not for a long time

But Maybe Ill Be Eight For A Really Really Really Long Time

I miss you. I miss you so much.

squeak for me my hamster of music

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

period i am against that for sure