🌳 Go hug a tree 🌲

It may be time to get off work. Communication unclear

Me: i should take my camera out more on walks

Achillea:

Borb

Red-winged black bird

Step 1: preshave face bc she's sensitive. Preshave other long parts then realize she's actually full of sand so never mind bc i paid good money for these clipper blades. Dont look at the tail.

I SAID DONT LOOK

Step 2: marinate poodle (shampoo x2, condition)

Step 3: get assaulted while the noodle air dries and you lay on the floor with your feet up bc you're dying

Step 4: eat lunch and prep hydration so you stop dying

Step 5: see a ghost in the hallway. Aahh! Oh wait thats my damp schnoodle. Yikes

Step 6: skip the hard part, oh look a naked mole rat!!! Ready for more sandy adventures. So aerodynamic 💨

Step 7: clean up the mess and finish dying, this time together, how nice

Grooming stuff:

Body, tail, ears 7F, legs 3F, face, feet and fanny 15

Topknot - hired Edward Scissorhands (one day I'll get better....one day...)

She doesn't know I'm about to ruin her day with a groom ✂️✂️✂️✂️

Girl needs some sunglasses 😎

🏃🏼‍♀️🐩💨

I feel that the duck part of her ancestry was....not passed down at all 😂🦆

Partway thru walk vs after walk

She's getting so much better at listening and checking in, even with all the fresh spring smells lately 💕

I feel so bad for Lea, her infections get bad before she shows any sign 🫠 she has a little blood clot in her bladder too. I hope its something we can fix easily and she doesn't end up needing a vulvaplasty or some other surgery fml.

I've been teaching her to pick up random things for me, partly because I get dizzy bending over, partly because i am lazy, and partly because its good for her brain lol. We started with toys so when shes frustrated she defaults to that 😅

I swear she will eat anythingggggggg ☠️