what the fuck
Iâm on mobile someone add Mr Mime
Acquired Stardust
i don't do bad sauce passes
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Mike Driver
almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Not today Justin

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DEAR READER
Jules of Nature
todays bird

Show & Tell

cherry valley forever
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what the fuck
Iâm on mobile someone add Mr Mime

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My sense of humour: the comments on the official music video for Sugar Weâre Goin Down by Fall Out Boy
My father says I complain a lot for someone who lives here for free. Whaaaat�
I just asked him to rinse his plate so it would be easier for me to clean later!
Ye after my parents went way you far with âYou do what I WANT under MY ROOF. If you donât want to then MOVE OUTâ I did what they asked me to
I moved out. Without a word. I just took my things and left.
Then my parents were like âhow could you move out like that? It was just talkingâ
I just said Iâm done with this talking, they went too far and I am not coming back, ever.
Of course they used manipulation, guilt, gastling, anything and everything so I would move back (and they could use me like a punching bag) but I stood strong.
They were honestly surprised that I had the audacity to get out of this abusive household. My mother even guilt tripped me that now father focuses or abuse on her. So I said âdo what I did, get outâ but she canât. And I canât even be sorry for her because she was also emotionally abusive towards me.
I guess itâs âeither get out from the abuser or stay long enough to be like himâ because I sure as hell see signs of my father in me so I went to therapy. Iâm not about to became him after I escaped no fucking way
enthralled and obsessed with this car i saw at the science museum today
For all my fellow oversharers out there.

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im sure thereâs a self-own in here somewhere but iâm gonna leave this one up to sarcastic teens on the internet
Fixed it
Iâll just leave this here
Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell
really loving how ominous this is

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i made a friend at target and we found a really good glitter nail polish that neither of us bought. also i love his mom
Iâve been making dad jokes for years but my wife and I are expecting our first child and Iâve finally been making dad jokes while actually being a dad.
When we were in the hospital I got my wife a blanket. What was awesome was they were kept in this machine that was specifically made to heat blankets. I laid the blanket over my wife and said, âdo you think they keep these at womb temperature?â I heard a nurse laugh for a solid 3 minutes.
wanting to draw things but not having the energy to put effort into drawings
hero: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO???
villain: *choking back tears* uh, yeah, i'm actually trying really hard here man
hero: *now looking uncomfortable* oh
hero: hey man its okay that was good you uh you did good back there
villain: i did good??
hero: i mean- bad!! you did bad!!
villain: I did BAD?!?!
hero: i mean... you did good at being bad!
villain: oh... thank you?
hero: *awkwardness intensifies* no problem...
villain, tearing up again: no one has ever told me I'm good at anything!
hero: where are your parents I just want to talk
All the best hero - villain dynamics just lead right back to these two
i was in the car with my dad and he said to me, âhey theres a sticker on that car with uh, that guy on itâ and the car drove away before i could see it so my dad was trying to describe it to me he was like, âhis face is inside of his hatâ and i was like dad what in the world are you trying to say. so later i had completely forgotten about the whole thing but apparently he was still hung up on it cause he handed me a piece of paper with a small drawing on it and said âthis is the guyâ
thats him officer

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when you're scrolling through tumblr and you suddenly think of something to post or Google or whatever but you keep scrolling coz you can't stop and then you realise oh shit I forgot what i was gonna do so you have to scroll back to where you were when the thought⢠occured even if the post was completely unrelated because doing this somehow magically summons your memories
asleep on a thursday night? God, youâre responsible
take off your shoes in bed you dirty little rodent
yeah youâd like to see sonics feet wouldnât you
The burn was so powerful it killed the speaker instead