Living A Really Good And Happy Life :)

Not to indulge in childish fantasies but what if every time I checked the news it wasn’t worse?

the scary pervert: i just want to talk

the scary pervert: i promise i wont poison you this time lol

hey check your computer i sent you an esnail🐌

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

They just look so tired and ready to give up.

it was a rough summer in halifax

im obsessed with the world of donkey kong, where the "barrel" is an abstracted, functionless object that seems to just manifest in the wild

gravity is widely known to be a purple element

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”