[insert joke title]

if it wasn’t for some kind of brain disease, we would all have forgotten this punchline. everyone say thank you some kind of brain disease

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

@rose-above-dark cursing you with this

then what

oh

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK