self-shipping central

Imagine your f/o picking out all the things you don't like in your meal and eating them for you.

imagine trying to parallel park with ur f/o in the passenger seat being wildly unhelpful

not that anyone asked but your fav does in fact love the weight of you on their lap btw nods

Having multiple F/O's is funny cause sometimes my brain will alternate between which ones to think about randomly throughout the day and it kinda feels like they're all fighting to try and get my attention or something

Have you seen Eda Clawthorne? If so I don’t know how you could answer no

lusting for the character tonight (thinking about kisses)

Taking your f/o to build-a-bear for the first time and yes they have to do the whole heart ceremony properly.

Imagine your f/o stealing your food. Without remorse, without hesitation. Just straight up taking a french fry and putting it in their mouth. And looking at you while they're chewing it like they don't understand what just happened. They know you can't be mad at them at all.

It should be acceptable to scratch under the chin of a man with stubble not unlike that of how you'd scratch a cat's chin.

im gonna analyze this cute fictional guy......with my mouth by putting my mouth on his mouth and exploring his characterization by Making out with him