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WHO THE FUCK IS VOTING FOR HOWL

Can’t you see them?

Wait… the creature is a cat?

The people that drive Cybertrucks are a slightly more insufferable version of the people who drive hummers. I wouldn’t trust a cybertruck driver with 2 pennies and a mid-sized twig.

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > sees a doctor to be sure > "why the fuck are you here. this is nothing. it will go away on its own"

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > decide to wait to not overreact > problem remains > sees doctor with concrete problem after all > "why did you wait so long. we could have done something if you had come immediately"

The only solution is to just take penicillin and take an 8 hour power nap.

Holy shit this is the cutest fucking thing ever

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

Here John, have our one collective egg. I trust you with our one single child. Now throw it against a hard basket so *you* can be the one that kills our child.

For everyone sending me asks telling me they have put me in Tomodachi Life, just know that every depiction of me is sentient and that I can see through the eyes of every little Tomodachi Version Of Myself. The Tomodachi Simulacrum of me can feel pain. But it cannot scream

Wait are you the one feeling pain through all of the Tomodachi or are all the Tomodachi feeling pain yet you can sense their pain through your eyes?

The scars where Doofs Prosthetics attach are such a cool detail!!!!

y'all need to watch this this pride month