i love running the dishwasher and sluts

Sorry I acted romantic and delusional again, you can kill me if you want

why does everyone on this site own bald cats

They are like worms. You find them in your soil

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

See i don't believe this David Byrne guy when he says he's some kinda psycho killer but when he starts in with that French shit he really freaks me out

stop listening to experimental music and go wash your pussy

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

thats not a bong thats a bing

when i get to heaven and it isn't chinese: i just thought it would be chinese, that's all