Every day is a brand new kettle of fish

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

this weed tastes like the lake I nearly drowned in as a kid

i dont know how you people can listen to eminem after he fucked up being a second century warlord so badly

if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life

“you are not immune to propaganda” but specifically cop shows and courtroom dramas that portray acquiring evidence illegally and not executing basic rights as. like. somehow good things? the evil suspect exercising their right to remain silent is always guilty obviously and the valiant cop that broke into someone’s house or hacked into someone’s personal laptop is always the heralded hero of justice. like girl. your humanity.

I've always wanted these dresses.

EVERY SINGLE ONE IS GOLD My fave is either Sees Stars or Out of This World

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

repeat after me: i deserve love i do not have to beg for