wired earphones will always be there to wrap you in the gentle and understanding embrace of their wires. they will always be there for you they will never ever let you down.

the almost contentious but intimate relationship between a woman and the book she’s been trying to read for a year

im on the council of “buy myself a little treat.” And buddy, the motion passes 5-1

me listening to my playlist: omg that’s crazy i love this song

i'm perfectly fine except for the problems

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

midsommar is a movie about being in europe on a normal day 

We actually have been trying to sell your info but it's all shit and no one wants it