personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

I put the :3 in 3:33 AM

I’m half Demon half Angel. Yeah don’t worry about it. I’ll take the number 2 Big John with no tomatoes and extra onions please? No I don’t want to make it a meal. No thanks. That will be with card please?

We only take cash

*me in my fucking demon mind* (Then why did they ask "cash or card"?) Oh okay. Let me see. Can you guys split a $50? Sorry I don't have any smaller bills right now. Thanks. Thank you.

chunnibyou guided meditation

Breathe in. *Feel* the demon energy welling up in your cursed eye. Breathe out. Relax your phantom dragon wings.

thanks to my saintlike devotion i have been granted a flaming sword

i just learned my destiny

does anyone want to trade with me

Hey man, I saw your living weapon staring at its reflection. You might wanna get that looked at

Yeah, your emotionless tool of destruction is beginning to develop a sense of self. Probably nothing to worry ‘bout though

"Imagine your f/o—" when am I not.