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Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.

Grace: So yeah, basically I'm going to start sounding more feminine and getting my period because I haven't taken my testosterone in a really long time and there isn't any on the ship, so I'm just going to have to live with that I guess. I mean, yeah, I'm sad, but nothing you can do about it you know. :( Rock, preparing to learn chemical engineering and make the biggest science thrum when they get to Erid to make sure his human friend is not sad and well enriched with testosterone: Grace, we need to cook, statement. WONDERFUL CONCEPT ART BY THE AMAZING, LOVELY @violetryst WHO DEALT WITH MY INSANITY OF MAKING ROCKY WALTER WHITE

Some lip-filler lady on enough Ozempic to euthanize a horse: "The sad truth is an elite lifestyle takes money and discipline. Buy these brands on credit if you have to. Skip meals."