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when i saw the headline ‘golf digest helps free man from prison’ i thought it was gonna be, like

“he’s clearly in the background of this golf photo! that proves he wasn’t at the crime scene!!”

as opposed to, like

“this guy in prison sent us his cool golf fanart but we didn’t want to promo a serial killer, so we looked into his case and thought it looked pretty flimsy and probably racially motivated”

(here’s the first article from 2012 and the followup)

solitarelee

this was a fucking wild ride in a GOLF MAGAZINE

bemusedlybespectacled

“It’s embarrassing for the legal system that for a long time the best presentation of the investigation was from a golf magazine.” OH MY GOD

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Me and the other prehistoric caveboys following a mammoth for three days straight without stopping, knowing that big furry bitch’s endurance is running thin

galarianslowking

me and the other prehistoric caveboys when the landbridge we followed the mammoth on is gone and that big furry bitch stranded us on another continent

bogleech

maybe you know about pearlfish, which live in the anuses of sea cucumbers, but please watch this one waiting for the anus to open up and how excited it gets about it. Video by this person.

theholetheyfoundsaddamin

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stinkylittlegnome

My favorite Tolkien illustrations by Cor Blok in no particular order:

Bilbo and Gollum. Bilbo is the moon for some reason which is cool i guess

Smeagol and Deagol. I love the seaweed in the background, great attention to detail

Frodo serving Robin Hood-realness at his and Bilbo’s birthday party. Literally iconic

Isildur taking the ring from Sauron. Its great but I would like to see more of Sauron than just his hand, because I think he has the potential to look really cool

Pippin jumping into the bath at Crickhollow… no comment

Bilbo gives the Mithril coat to Frodo. Great poses, very stiff and awkward. I like it.

The fellowship. This one is a classic.

Gandalf and the balrog. Amazing

Boromir trying to take the ring from Frodo. I love the way he reaches for his sword, it looks very natural

Merry and Pippin and Treebeard. I like his legs and the fact that it looks like he’s wearing shorts.

stinkylittlegnome

The battle of Helms Deep. This one is just great for a lot of reasons. I like how the orcs in the background are just happy and sad smileys. Gimli is throwing a rock at them. I don’t know who the guy with a red hat is in the background, but I love him.

Gandalf, Theoden, Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli finding Merry and Pippin in Isengard ft fucked up Shadowfax. Look at them smiling!

Sam, Frodo and Gollum. Frodo got rid of his Robin Hood hat which is a shame, but Gollum with a beak makes up for it.

Eowyn protecting Theoden from the Witch King. The fellbeast is a crow or perhaps a raven. Merry is hanging on the side, stabbing Witch King in the leg and he looks amazing

Mt Doom. Frodo looks very chill about getting his finger bit off, and Sam is just kind of floating there. I love everything about Gollum

maryse127

@dying-suffering-french-stalkers behold this lotr greatness

angelslant

(guy who hasnt eaten today voice) no no im fine its just yknow the horrors. yeah theyre unending again

life-of-architecture

Nowy Sącz ul. Kazimierza Wielkiego 9 kamienica z połowy XX w. okno dawnego gabinetu dentystycznego foto z 11 listopada 2017

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Nowy Sącz, Poland 9 Kazimierza Wielkiego St. house built in 1950s window once belonging to a dentist office taken on 11 November 2017

ewaneneollav

(stand-up comedian) you know when your soul is caught in a struggle between the light & dark?! & you’re like, “i hope the cleansing light prevails!”

gotterhag

fucking March of 2022 getting food and there is a hand sanitizer machine at the door that is dusty and missing the sanitizer and it’s like. fucking remnants of COVID like this is some Defunctland horror shit. peeled off “social distancing” stickers on the floor and shit. fucking nightmare. Just sneeze in my mouth at this point I guess idfk

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gaytobymeres

dark academic found shaking and crying after visiting edinburgh and finding the gothic ambiance ruined by bagpipes and a man juggling on a unicycle

gaytobymeres

they visit expecting it to look like a dark academia moodboard but this cunts hovering outside st giles cathedral:

minouminouminou

Yoda is always there. The academics of Edinburgh also tend to be gigantic theatre kids because of the Fringe Festival and take that theatre kid energy wherever they go. There’s a big Starbucks directly next to the uni.

scavengedluxury

Not sure how the dark academics cope with the inevitable “Geordie lads on Peaky Blinders themed stag do” vibe shift that can happen at any time.

scavengedluxury

Me after seeing this year’s Christmas TV lineup:

borderlands-disorder

Bad Space Comics: The Suit

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can i see more guys

eahy

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ohnoproblems

>looking for cause of general malaise >internet man says he has a pill that can show me a new reality >ask him if the new reality is creepy or wet >he doesn’t understand >pull out an illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and wet >he says “i can only show you the door” >take red pill >its wet

unpretty

thank god for the mythbusters though because it used to be that whenever i knew i had insomnia i’d just kind of accept it and stay up doing whatever until my morning classes and spend the day feeling like shit

but then they did an episode where they established that even just fucking laying there for a half hour, not even sleeping just laying there and not even for an hour, makes a significant difference and you’ll feel way better

it has made a huge difference in my life to know that it’s okay if i can’t fall asleep, it takes a lot of the pressure off and ironically helps me fall asleep better

inkstainedchocolateeyes

…i did not know this, thank you

unpretty

If anyone wants to look it up, the episode was specifically the Deadliest Catch crossover ep, and the myth was that it’s better/safer when working a 30 hour shift to take a 20 minute nap every six hours rather than try to power through. They did an obstacle course test, one without naps and one with, and even though they couldn’t even sleep half the time the naps resulted in their scores doubling.

So actually I undersold it, even if it’s 7:40 and your alarm goes off at 8 just lie down and shut your eyes and it will still be better than nothing

sneakyfeets

This was immensely huge for me as someone with anxiety issues. I used to drive myself delirious trying to ‘calm down before I went to sleep’ by staying up and just working myself into a panic. Having this knowledge and knowing that laying down and closing my eyes is a better option and counts as rest was way more helpful, eased my mind and actually sends you to sleep faster.

chunkyrice

This is solid night shift advice also.

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