The Doves are Dead and I Killed Them

Fun life hack to up your paper intake is eat the lollipop stick. Cake pop sticks too

i'm not a hater i simply just don't have that much hate in my heart. i Am driven by an incredible amount of burning contempt, however.

few things deserve my hatred but many are worthy of my contempt. you have to understand.

Something neuroscience-y that helps with prose: attention is selective. A character will not notice everything in a room. They will notice what matters to their goal, fear, desire, training, wound, or obsession. A jealous character notices hands. a hungry character notices food. A soldier notices exits. A lonely character notices pairs. Description becomes character when attention has a bias.

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

SICK PERVERT: *HACK* *WHEEZE* can I see a picture of your *COUGH* boobs *SNIFFLE*

stop faking orgasms and start yelling boooooo!!!! and throwing tomatoes from your inventory

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

Sound designing a vampire being hit in the face with a shovel is... challenging. Who would've guessed.

[Audio transcript: Ben Galpin voicing Jonathan Harker from Dracula by Bram Stoker. He says, "There was no lethal weapon at hand, but I seized a shovel which the workmen had been using to fill the cases, and lifting it high, struck, with the edge downward, at the hateful face," followed by a cartoon "bonk" and the Wilhelm scream. End transcript]

Fucking perfect. No notes.

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

I understand that you were aiming for a morally grey protagonist, but in practice what you've ended up with is more of a moral beige.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this post makes me snort every single time

8/10 but fuck, OW.

8/10 also!

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking