Stay Fresh To Death

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

We rly need to bring back the term “acquaintance” like into regular and frequent use. So many high drama community squabbles and feelings of betrayal could be avoided if people just admitted there’s a step between “stranger” and a full on friend whose friendship you have a commitment to continuing and fostering. Like sometimes you’re just aquatinted with someone and you might decide you don’t like them after getting to know them a bit better…that’s very normal

theyre going to shoot me out back tomorrow and i will enjoy it

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

they should invent a more pleasurable way to be a creature of discipline